we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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