For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
well I can't set my house on fire every night
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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