How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
i would one night stand the shit outta him
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
We walked around last night for hours saying nothing but nom nom nom and barking at each other.
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