best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
if i hear one more christmas song, i will fucking shoot myself.
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
Do you realize half our text conversations are you asking me for tit pics and me saying no?
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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