I wish my cat could text because i would tell him that everything will be ok. and i wish he could send them back..but him have no thumbs. him no know what he would text with.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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