My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
We need to rekindle our bromance
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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