Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
Dude where are you? I've been here an hour and all I've done is get head from a random in the stairwell.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
Randomize
