i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
your phone died, so you started bawling in the bar
yeah that sounds like me
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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