I'm lost and stupid without you.
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
On the train at 650am after a night of clubbing and running away from a new zealander who was buying us beers but also licking windows
I bought left over pizza from a guy on Craigslist.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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