My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
His rebound girl is half his size, looks like a leprechaun, is majoring in theater studies and has arms like Rosie O'donnell. Do I win?
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
I just gave her a sobriety test in the middle of the baking aisle.
And the results, officer?
She's fucked.
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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