hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
We just found a knife wedged in between the cushions on the couch you guys fucked on...why is this?
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
if you're the one who put those dollar bills in my bra last night, thank you because I just used that money to get myself a coffee
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Let's get the cat blown out
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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