If that ambulance is off to save our dignity, please tell them it's too late...
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
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He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
