Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
Randomize
