You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
my mom just informed me my dog smells like cum
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
I am omw to AA Fellowship by the sea w Jenny and a stripper who just paid for our jetski with 85 $1 bills
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
I'm discussing Magic Mike with my mom and totally get why she thinks I'm gay.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I’ve got a closet full of cosplay outfits and horny boytoy to help me ride out this pandemic
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