haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
So far 2 of my professors caught me looking at their dicks
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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