you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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