I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
OPIZZABONMYDICK
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
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