You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
I woke up to you in just boxers at my door at 7a.m. with you saying how many squrriels you counted on the walk back, then you made me penis shaped pancakes
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Hi you snuggled with me in my bed in a maid outfit
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Randomize
