The shirt is mine, the pants are mine, the bra not so much
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
did he think i wouldnt notice the naked girl in the backseat
Randomize
