I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
At least our walk of shames never included a bag of chips and a jar of queso..
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
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