If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Do I have to formally apologize to Brett for flashing him?
She proposed we share a dildo. Hopefully she was joking.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I know you like got hit by a car but do you want to come to my birthday pardi
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