I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
I want a musical about memes.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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