just walked into the room and her sister said loudly, "do him, or I will."
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I'm pretty sure I'm almost gay. Like, I'd do it if I had no choice. Like, if i were in prison I'd try it.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
If this first date goes well and I like him, I won't sleep with him. But if it doesn't go well, I'll sleep with him.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
I just woke up on the living room floor at my parents house. The last thing I remember was making a scene at Buffalo Wild Wings because our waitress "Sent the game into overtime" with a 0-0 score
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
You started pulling out condoms from your fanny pack and threw them at all the couples on the beach
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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