Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
Just cropdusted the office
Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
I just found a baklava I forgot I got last night so we can call it a day
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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