They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
Everything about him screamed your future.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
Randomize