I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
he had to chose between the booze and condoms
what did he choose?
the booze, then looked at me and said, plan b is free right?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Randomize