Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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