Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
i'll just tell him I slept with them both because we needed to compare notes
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Hey, no judgement here...this is the girl that threw up on a box of kittens at the magician's house
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
There was so much jailbait at the festival that there was no other option but to drink my morals away
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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