I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
Circus confirmed... Jello shots before 9 pm are not cocktails for sucess
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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