We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
The hospital waiting room is starting to become a very familiar place to me.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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