I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
I swear she is the Mary Poppins of drugs
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Can’t. Tonight’s a netflix and dick night
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