I don't think brook has ever known best
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
He jacked off on my pillow when he found out I left. It was like coming home and finding that your dog, with separation anxiety, had pooped in your shoes. I think I'm flattered...
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Mcnellies. I'm drunk enough that you have a window. Capitalize.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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