The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm going to try to be reasonable tonight and keep my drink count out of double digits
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
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