whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I need to stop coming to work sober
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Screaming "dámelo" at the bottle of scotch was definitely my best and worst moment of Cinco de Mayo 2015.
I just pulled back the shower curtain to reveal Cinnamon Toast Crunch and a spoon in the bathtub. Ambien is a hell of a drug.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
i am risking my non lesbian vagina for your needs. i better be the best friend you ever had
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