I feel like if im whacking off more now that i have a gf than i did when i was single, somethings wrong.
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
we f'd six times
f'd?
its sunday, i cant say fucked
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