I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I just sent him 3 long ass texts about how to tell a girl how he feels. I should get a fucking friend zone medal.
I will make you one.
Good. It needs "forever alone" engraved on it
I'm making poor life decisions again. Tune in tomorrow to see how much I hate life.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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