I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
there is no way i can order from that cashier at in n out after she tried helping me while i was drunkenly puking in their bathroom at 11 am
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
you were walking down the sidewalk and just puked. didnt even stop or slow down and just kept going. i was so impressed i didnt even tell anyone you threw up on passing peoples shoes.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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