I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
My drunk body wants to fuck you so bad, but my high mind is telling me it's too much work. I think I'm just gonna stay home and eat some Mac and cheese. Sorry.
Cops came. Forced us to take the "Honk and We'll Drink" and the "Free Shots to Father's of Freshman Daughters" signs down. Before we did, someone honked and the cop said, "Aren't you gonna drink?" They then told us to move the party inside by ten.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
JUST BECAUSE I LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED DOESNT MEAN IM GOING TO LIKE TO BE TIED UP AND SPANKED AT WORK
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.
FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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