I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
was it wrong to tell him he's welcome in my pants any time?
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
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