I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I went to work hungover and threw up in the break room. Told them I was pregnant and then said I quit. I don't have a job now, thanks vodka.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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