Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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