whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Still butthurt there's a framed picture of me passed out on the toilet in my grandparents' living room
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
How naked do you want me to be?
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