And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
No big deal, we were just two friends having sex. It's perfectly normal we don't remember. Water under the sex bridge,
I couldn't be mad. She was crying because she fell bare ass into the rose bush trying to pee. So I held her up mid-stream and she peed on my feet. No big
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
I sense naked hashbrown eating in my near future.
I can't really text bc it's too expensive but I thought youd like to know I just shit myself in a gift shop.
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