i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
as he left, i held up my fist and said "pound it out" and he was like "are you serious, we just had sex..."
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
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