I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
I wish you were here to vomit in your hand.
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
he just fucked me for my cheese..
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