I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
Need a travel agent to tell me which countries in Asia have legalized prostitution for New Year. Fireworks would be cool too.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
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