She went from zero to smokin in five shots
At the bar. Guy comes up wearing a hollister shirt and says "lets blow this popsicle stand"
You fucking left with him didn't you?!
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
His dad asked what he was doing so he texted his FATHER a picture of me wearing his shirt in his bed.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
me + whiskey = a bad person
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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