I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
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