Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
It wasn't really sex. It was just rolling around, trying to make sure his dick didn't end up in my ass.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If I could drive and get you Starbucks I would... But that's probably not a good idea. On account of the drugs.
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Three Decembers later, I'm looking at this fuckin Santa lingerie I bought and just realized my stocking never got stuffed....
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Randomize