I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
It's acceptable to bring him back to my parents house and fuck on the couch right??
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
