Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
Is posting a pic on insta of my previously dyed blue pubes socially acceptable?
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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