do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
No offense, I mean I'm sure you rocked my world and all but I don't remember.
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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