Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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