I hate all girls vehemently.
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
the doormen always congratulate him in spanish as he walks me downstairs in the morning
my being single is dangerous.
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
Worst ten minutes of my life, it's was like trying to put a marshmallow in a piggy bank....
Ugh. my cast still smells like fermenting hot tub water and bad decisions.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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