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I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
are you drunk enough to hook up with me yet?
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
getting your period on valentines day is like an extra little fuck you, now you REALLY have no chance of sex tonight.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
if there weren't so many witnesses I 100% wouldve punted that squirrel
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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